CaribbeanChoice.com
   HOME |  Carnival |  Recipes |  Gourmet Shop |  Islands |  Games |  Market |  News |  Links |  Events |  Articles |  Forums  |  Search 

 Forum Categories
 Main Menu
 

 Popular Forums 

 Newsletters 


 Food 


 Caribbean Corner 

Feedback   
Tell us what you think!
Tell us what you want!



 
   Thursday, December 12, 2019 

  Active TopicsActive Topics  Display List of Forum MembersMemberlist  CalendarCalendar  Search The ForumSearch  HelpHelp
  RegisterRegister  LoginLogin
Fun & Humor
 CaribbeanChoice : General Discussion : Fun & Humor
Message Icon Topic: Lucian Fireman Joke - Makes me laugh Post Reply Post New Topic
Page  of 5 Next >>
Author Message
stlucia1979
Newbie
Newbie


Joined: 16 Feb 2007
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 2


Quote stlucia1979 Replybullet Topic: Lucian Fireman Joke - Makes me laugh
    Posted: 16 Feb 2007 at 11:42pm

A St Lucian fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife “y”know sumthing, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station…

Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets

Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole

Bell 3 rings - we jump on de engine and we’s ready to go

From now on when I says “Bell One” me want you to strip naked. When I says “Bell two” you jump on de bed. When I says “Bell three” we’s gonna make love all tru de night.

The next night he came home and shouted Bell one and she stripped naked Bell two and she jumped on the bed Bell three and they started to make love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled out Bell four!

An what de hell is bell four? The fireman yelled. She replied “Roll out more hose man, roll out more hose. You aint nowhere near de fire!”

LOL
www.stlucia1979.com
IP IP Logged
Snowflake
Captain
Captain
Avatar

Joined: 27 Aug 2005
Location: European Union
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 5066

pirate-flag-small.gif, 0 kB European-Union.gif, 0 kB

Quote Snowflake Replybullet Posted: 17 Feb 2007 at 11:52am
LOLMakes me laugh too!LOL
IP IP Logged
Alize
Lieutenant
Lieutenant
Avatar

Joined: 05 July 2006
Location: United States
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 5048

United-States.gif, 0 kB

Quote Alize Replybullet Posted: 17 Feb 2007 at 2:40pm
good one
* The most important thing in
IP IP Logged
vutjebal
Vice Admiral
Vice Admiral
Avatar
Welcome Committee

Joined: 23 Feb 2006
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 34607

Aruba.GIF, 0 kB

Quote vutjebal Replybullet Posted: 17 Feb 2007 at 5:27pm
oops  poor fireman......Busted
It is better to take refuge in the LORD than to trust in man.
IP IP Logged
Shucander
Admiral
Admiral

Palm Beach Aruba

Joined: 04 Feb 2006
Location: Aruba
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 43613

Aruba.GIF, 0 kB

Quote Shucander Replybullet Posted: 17 Feb 2007 at 5:53pm
The Little Fireman

A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little boy next door. The little boy is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. He is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog.
The fireman says "Hey little boy. What are  you doing?"
The little boy says  "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"
The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little boy that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says.
"Thanks mister", says the little boy.
The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little boy has tied the dog to the wagon by its testicles. "Little boy", says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you  were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."
  The little boy says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"
 
Star
I'm not afraid of storms, for I'm learning how to sail my ship.
IP IP Logged
Shucander
Admiral
Admiral

Palm Beach Aruba

Joined: 04 Feb 2006
Location: Aruba
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 43613

Aruba.GIF, 0 kB

Quote Shucander Replybullet Posted: 17 Feb 2007 at 5:55pm
The Hunting Trip

Three firefighter went out on a hunting trip. There was a rookie, a captain, and a chief. The weather was miserable and they hadn't seen any deer all day. Finally they came across an old shack where they went inside to play a game of poker.
After loosing a couple of hands, the rookie threw down his cards and said "That does it! I am going out to get me a deer."
Fifteen minutes later, the rookie came back with a nice four point buck. The captain and the chief asked, "How did you get that?"
The rookie replied, "I walked out fifty feet, followed some tracks and shot this buck."
The captain then said, "I've had enough of this I am going to get my deer." He came back a half hour later with a 6 point buck.
The chief asked, "How did you get that?" The captain then replied, I walked out a hundred feet, followed some tracks and shot this buck.
The chief not wanting to be out done said, "I'm out of here, I'm going to bag the biggest buck of the day."
He came back an hour later, all mangled up and bloody.
The rookie and the captain asked, "What happened to you?"
The chief replied, "I walked out there five hundred feet, followed some tracks, and got hit by a TRAIN!
 
Star
I'm not afraid of storms, for I'm learning how to sail my ship.
IP IP Logged
Shucander
Admiral
Admiral

Palm Beach Aruba

Joined: 04 Feb 2006
Location: Aruba
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 43613

Aruba.GIF, 0 kB

Quote Shucander Replybullet Posted: 17 Feb 2007 at 5:55pm
The Chief

A fire chief died and went to heaven.
When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get in to the pearly gates.
He told himself, "I am a fire chief, I'm not going to wait in line."
He went to the angels guarding the gates and said, "Let me in, I'm a fire chief."
The angels replied, "You'll have to wait in line like everyone else, sir."
While waiting at the back of the line he saw a sedan pull up with red lights and a man got out wearing a white helmet that said "CHIEF." The angels popped to attention and let the chief enter heaven. The waiting fire chief was really upset now and went to talk to the angels.
He asked, "Why did you let that fire chief go through and not me?"
To which the angels replied, "You have it all wrong, sir. That's GOD, he just thinks he's a fire chief."
 
Star
I'm not afraid of storms, for I'm learning how to sail my ship.
IP IP Logged
Shucander
Admiral
Admiral

Palm Beach Aruba

Joined: 04 Feb 2006
Location: Aruba
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 43613

Aruba.GIF, 0 kB

Quote Shucander Replybullet Posted: 18 Feb 2007 at 2:31am
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. Before long it exploded into flames and an alarm went out to fire departments from miles around.
I'm not afraid of storms, for I'm learning how to sail my ship.
IP IP Logged
Shucander
Admiral
Admiral

Palm Beach Aruba

Joined: 04 Feb 2006
Location: Aruba
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 43613

Aruba.GIF, 0 kB

Quote Shucander Replybullet Posted: 18 Feb 2007 at 2:32am
After fighting the fire for over an hour, the chemical company president approached the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved! I will give $50,000 to the engine company that brings them out safely!"
I'm not afraid of storms, for I'm learning how to sail my ship.
IP IP Logged
Shucander
Admiral
Admiral

Palm Beach Aruba

Joined: 04 Feb 2006
Location: Aruba
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 43613

Aruba.GIF, 0 kB

Quote Shucander Replybullet Posted: 18 Feb 2007 at 2:32am
As soon as the chief heard this, he ordered the firemen to strengthen their attack on the blaze. After two more hours of attacking the fire, the president of the company offered $100,000 to the engine company that could bring out the company's secret files.
I'm not afraid of storms, for I'm learning how to sail my ship.
IP IP Logged
Page  of 5 Next >>
Post Reply Post New Topic
Printable version Printable version

Forum Jump
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot create polls in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum



This page was generated in 0.031 seconds.

 More Destinations     

New Articles | New Recipes | Active Topics | New Links | Announcements & What's New

Google
 

CaribbeanChoice.com - Your Gateway to the Caribbean
One Love. One People. All Caribbean!™

Proverb: Cat foot soft but he can scratch bad.
Meaning: Some people may seem friendly and understanding but it is not really so.

del.icio.us digg technorati YahooMyWeb Reddit FURL BlinkList

Member Center

Welcome Guest

Register
Login

Search  
E-mail & IM 
New & Updated Articles


 
Sponsored Links
Battle of the Islands


Venezuela
Current Leader

Jamaica
2nd Most Active

vutjebal
Most Active User



Complete Hosting Guide

Life is Transformational

Visionary Learning Studios


HOME | Culture | E-mail | Community | Resources | Disclaimer | CaribProud.com | Advertising | About Us
 Copyright © 1998-2010 CaribbeanChoice.com. Inc.  All rights reserved.