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Quote Shucander Replybullet Posted: 18 Feb 2007 at 5:26pm

"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband.

"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied,
"YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!!"

 

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Quote Shucander Replybullet Posted: 18 Feb 2007 at 5:28pm
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Is more powerful than a locomotive
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
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Quote Shucander Replybullet Posted: 18 Feb 2007 at 5:28pm
Deputy Chief
Leaps short buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a switch engine
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
Walks on water if the sea is calm
Talks with God.
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Quote Shucander Replybullet Posted: 18 Feb 2007 at 5:28pm
Assistant Deputy Chief
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
Is faster than a speeding BB
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
Talks with God if special request is approved.
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Quote Shucander Replybullet Posted: 19 Feb 2007 at 6:46pm
LOLWhen you take all of your improtant stuff (like wallets and pagers) out of your pockets before going to a training involving a portable watertank.
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Quote Shucander Replybullet Posted: 09 Mar 2007 at 10:57pm
The Little Fireman
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little boy next door. The little boy is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. He is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog.

The fireman says "Hey little boy. What are you doing?"

The little boy says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"

The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little boy that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says.

"Thanks mister", says the little boy.

The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little boy has tied the dog to the wagon by its testicles. "Little boy", says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."

The little boy says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"

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Quote Shucander Replybullet Posted: 09 Mar 2007 at 11:04pm
One day a firefighter and a cop die saveing a life. They both went to heaven and at the gates they are told that they both get a pair of wings, but they were told that if they have one dirty thought then they lose their wings. Well they both were going a long really good with no dirty thoughts. Then about 3 weeks later a real good looking angel walks by and the firefighter turns his head and grin and suddenly his wing fall off, well when he bent over to pick them up the cops wings fell off.
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Quote Shucander Replybullet Posted: 09 Mar 2007 at 11:10pm
A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work.
When confronted by his boss the man explained:
"You can't park anywhere near this place!"
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Quote Alize Replybullet Posted: 19 Apr 2007 at 8:51am
LMAO!!!
       A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides & a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog & her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a
nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.
      Thanks," the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer & noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar & to the cat's testicles.
    Little partner," the firefighter said. "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
       "Yes, I know but I wouldn't have a siren."

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Quote Jaye Replybullet Posted: 19 Apr 2007 at 9:50am
You guys have got me here wondering what my man will look like in a Firemans uniform.....Embarrassed
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