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Quote caymanian Replybullet Topic: Keep your Agreement
    Posted: 03†Apr†2007 at 11:21am

Ahmed was a high ranking official in King Akbar's court.

He had one long standing wish to suck the Queen's voluptuous

breasts to

his heart's desire.

Every time he passed the Queen he got frustrated.

 

One day, he revealed his desire to the King's chief adviser

Birbal,and

begged him to do something about it.

Birbal, after much thought, agreed on the condition that,

afterward Ahmed would have to pay Birbal 1,000 gold coins for

arranging

things.

Ahmed agreed.

The next day Birbal prepared a high voltage itching lotion and

poured it

into the Queen's bra

which she had left out while she was taking a bath.

Soon the itching started and grew in intensity, much to the

King's anxiety.

 

Consultations with doctors and Birbal revealed that only a

special saliva,

if applied for four hours, would cure it.

Birbal also added that such a saliva was only to be found in

Ahmed's mouth.

King Akbar summoned Ahmed, and for the next four hours Ahmed

violently

sucked the Queen's bre*sts.

Licking, biting, pressing, playing, he got what he always

desired.

Satisfied, he returned and met Birbal, but since his mission

was over and

his lust satisfied,

he refused to pay Birbal anything, and in fact he shooed him

away.

Ahmed, of course knew that Birbal could never report this

matter to the King.

But Ahmed had underestimated Birbal.

Next day, Birbal duly put the same itching lotion in King

Akbar's underwear.

 

I'm alive, it's a good day.Cel
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Quote caymanian Replybullet Posted: 03†Apr†2007 at 11:27am
50 years of marriage....hahaha.... 

When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife, 
Myrtle 
was devastated. A couple of months later, Myrtle also died. Once 
in heaven, 
Myrtle anxiously looked for Joe. Suddenly, behind a cloud, she 
could 
clearly see him. She ran towards him, calling his name: "Joe. 
darling.. " 
Joe said: "Hold your horses woman, and don't "darling" me. The 
deal was 
very clear!! "Until death do us part!" 
 
I'm alive, it's a good day.Cel
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Quote Scott Replybullet Posted: 03†Apr†2007 at 3:14pm
LOL
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Quote msjoy Replybullet Posted: 04†Apr†2007 at 8:24am

I enjoy reading your post, but where in the world do you get this kind of humor?

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Quote ilam96 Replybullet Posted: 05†Apr†2007 at 8:39am
hahahahhaaha ...till death do us part hahahahahahah wat an este! hahahaha
"I cried because I had no shoe, until I met a man with no feet."
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