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Shucander
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Handy guide to modern science: If it's green or wriggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics. 
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Shucander
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Green's law of debate: Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
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Shucander
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Stewart's law of retroaction: It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
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Shucander
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First rule of history: History doesn't repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.
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Shucander
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Oliver's law of location: No matter where you go, there you are.
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Shucander
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Harrison's postulate: For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
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Shucander
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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. IT GOES ON.
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Shucander
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Accept than some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
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Shucander
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Somedays you're the bug, and some days the windshield.
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Shucander
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There are two things to aim at in life: first to get what you want and, after that, to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second
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