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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must
be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

David Bissonette



When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.

Sacha Guitry



After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Hemant Joshi





By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get
a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates



Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Dumas


The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What
does a woman want?

Sigmund Freud




I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Anonymous



"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to
a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Henry Youngman



"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

Sam Kinison




"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

James Holt McGavran



"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the
second one didn't."

Patrick Murray



Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife' s birt hday is to forget it
once...

Anonymous





You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman





My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield



A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Milton Berle



Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

Anonymous





A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have
mine!"

Anonymous



First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky,
mine's still alive."
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Quote sandra Replybullet Posted: 11 July 2012 at 1:34am
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, don't take a pretty woman to be your wife.
I asked for all things so that I might enjoy life; I was given life so that I might enjoy all things
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Quote Citizen Eve Replybullet Posted: 11 July 2012 at 4:30pm

 ... hm mmm
"the time is always ripe to do right", Nelson Mandela.
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Quote sandra Replybullet Posted: 11 July 2012 at 7:52pm
'Tis a ole song from way back when, CE.
I asked for all things so that I might enjoy life; I was given life so that I might enjoy all things
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Quote Citizen Eve Replybullet Posted: 12 July 2012 at 1:16am

... I see said ? somebody!!
"the time is always ripe to do right", Nelson Mandela.
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Quote sandra Replybullet Posted: 12 July 2012 at 6:00am
I guess you're still a tiny tot so you wouldn't know any the good oldies. Is harmac a friend of yours on FB?
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 ... No I haven't encountered harmac on FB ... Is he there chasing skirts ... LOLLOLLOL ... He better get the pace maker tuned up first ... Big%20smile ... Sure he wouldn't mind entering the pearly gates on the biggest orgasm ever ... OVER ...
"the time is always ripe to do right", Nelson Mandela.
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Quote sandra Replybullet Posted: 12 July 2012 at 6:16pm
Yep. He's there in living colour and friends with Scott, vutje, Rogerka and moi. He's still cooking, eating and living it up in JA or Bermuda or whereever he's from.
I asked for all things so that I might enjoy life; I was given life so that I might enjoy all things
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Quote Citizen Eve Replybullet Posted: 17 July 2012 at 9:39am


 ... hm mmm ... looks like a block party on FB ... Big%20smile
"the time is always ripe to do right", Nelson Mandela.
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