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Quote caymanian Replybullet Topic: Screw the Preacher
    Posted: 16 Apr 2007 at 11:48am

A Preacher is explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.  There is a hush within the congregation, no one wants him to leave.

Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the city stands up and proclaims,.... "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their

Children!"

The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.

Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, "If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his

Children!"

More sighs and loud applause.

Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the Preacher stays, .... I will give him sex!"

There is total silence.

The Preacher, blushing, asks her, . "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?"

Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies, "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help,

And he said, .

"Screw the Preacher!"

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Quote vutjebal Replybullet Posted: 16 Apr 2007 at 8:31pm
Poor...Mrs. Sadie Jones.......maybe she is looking for
 
 a nice  funeralOh%20My


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Quote ilam96 Replybullet Posted: 17 Apr 2007 at 8:30am
hahahahahaha thats a good one for this morning hahahahahaha
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Quote sandra Replybullet Posted: 11 July 2012 at 1:37am
Naughty, naughty. Dem ole people have chat, wee.
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Quote Citizen Eve Replybullet Posted: 11 July 2012 at 4:27pm

... and she was happy to oblige ... LOLLOLLOL ... dat a girl ... Wink
"the time is always ripe to do right", Nelson Mandela.
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Quote sandra Replybullet Posted: 11 July 2012 at 7:51pm
She's a horny, ole toaddie.
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Quote Citizen Eve Replybullet Posted: 12 July 2012 at 1:24am

... maybe Jake just needed help ... LOLLOL
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Quote sandra Replybullet Posted: 12 July 2012 at 6:02am
I know you'll take their side, you sex maniac.

And now I'm gone. I have to take a friend to the airport. Later will be greater, folks.
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... stay dey ms Pretender ... LOLLOLLOL ... I could smell your kind a mile away ... Big%20smile ... Ms prude all innocent and that ... Tongue ... Behind closed doors = A whole other story ... Smile ... Here they getton bad ... All hell break lose if you know what I mean Wink ...
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Quote sandra Replybullet Posted: 12 July 2012 at 6:14pm
Right, CE. Behind closed doors a hell of a lot of difference. But a time and place for everything.
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