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    Posted: 19 Apr 2007 at 11:24am

A Jamaican driving in his brand new BMW Z8 pulls over to take a leak.

A truck speeding down the street crashes into his door just as he's about to come out of his car, sending it flying off the hinges.

Enraged, he uses his cell phone to call 911.

When the police arrives he explains what happened:
"Star, di man jus come lick off de door a mi bimmer!! Mi car write off to rass!!"
The police, after surveying the scene shakes his head in amazement and says, "You Jamaicans are so materialistic.

You're so into the damage of your car door that you didn't even realize that your hand is still attached to it!!"
The guy, finally realizing this, looks at his amputated hand and screams out, "Bloodclaat!! Mi rolex!!!"

I'm alive, it's a good day.Cel
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Quote sandra Replybullet Posted: 19 Apr 2007 at 11:33am


Good one, Caymanian

Edited by sandra - 19 Apr 2007 at 11:35am
I asked for all things so that I might enjoy life; I was given life so that I might enjoy all things
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Quote sandra Replybullet Posted: 19 Apr 2007 at 4:36pm
It just goes to show how some people live in a material world.
I asked for all things so that I might enjoy life; I was given life so that I might enjoy all things
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