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    Posted: 13 June 2007 at 12:35pm
 Pastor's Business Card >
     > A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his
  > parishioners. At one house
  > it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no
  > answer came to his
  > repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out
  > a business card and
  > wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck
  > it in the door. When
  > the offering was processed the following Sunday, he
  > found that his card
  > had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic
  > message, "Genesis 3:10."
  > Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he
  > broke up in gales
  > of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand
  > at the door and
  > knock."
  > Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the
  > garden and I was afraid
  > for I was naked."
  > Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean
  > ones? They still are!
I'm alive, it's a good day.Cel
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