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Quote harmac Replybullet Topic: the four cats
    Posted: 18 June 2007 at 9:03pm

The Four Cats !

Four men were bragging about how

smart their cats were.

The first man was an Engineer,

the second man was an Accountant,

the third man was a Chemist, and

the fourth man was a Government Employee.

To show off, the Engineer called his cat,

"T-square, do your stuff."

T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some

paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square,

and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better.

He called his cat and said,

"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned

with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal

piles of 3 cookies. Everyone agreed that was good.

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his

cat and said,"Measure, do your stuff."

Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of

milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured

exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee

and said, "What can your cat do?"

The Government Employee called his cat and said,

"Coffee Break, do your stuff."

Coffee Break jumped to his feet,

** **

ate the cookies,

** **

drank the milk,

** **

did a (#2) on the paper,

** **

had his "way" with the other three cats,

** **

claimed he injured his back while doing so ,

** **

** ** filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions,

** **

put in for Workers Compensation and

** **

went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.

AND THAT'S WHY I WANT TO WORK

FOR THE GOVERNMENT :-)

 

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