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    Posted: 17 July 2007 at 11:17am

On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that
she is a Red Sox fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they,
too, are Red Sox fans.   Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the
class raises Their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't
you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Red Soxs fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Red Soxs fan,
then who are you a fan of?"

"I am a Yankees fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you a Yankees
fan?"

"Because my mom is a Yankees fan, and my dad is Yankees fan, so I'm a Yankees fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason
for you to be a Yankees fan. You don't have to be just like your parents
all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron,
what would you be then?"

"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Red Sox fan."

>***********************************************************************

A family of Red Sox Fans headed out one Saturday to shop for the youngest
boy's birthday.

While in the sports shop the son picks up a Yankees jersey and says to his
older sister, "I've decided to become a Yankees Fan and I would like this
Pin Stripe jersey for my birthday."

His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him upside his head
and says, "Go talk to mother."

Off goes the little lad with the jersey in hand and finds his mother.
"Mom?"
"Yes, son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Yankees Fan and I would like
this jersey for my birthday."

The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and
says, "Go talk to your father!"

Off he goes with the Yankee jersey in hand and finds his father.   "Dad?"
"Yes, son?"   "I've decided I'm going to be a Yankees Fan and I would
like this jersey for my birthday."

The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son in the back of his head
and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"

About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards
home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned
something today?"

The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."

"Good son, what is it?"

The son replies, "I've only been a   Yankees Fan for an hour and I already
hate you Red Soxs @#$%s."


>***********************************************************************

Four baseball fans - a Cubs fan, a Twins fan, a Yankees fan and a Red Sox fan,
- are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.

The Cubs fan insists he is the most loyal. "This is for the Cubbies!" he
yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.

Not to be outdone, the Twins fan shouts, "This is for the Twinkies!" and
throws himself off the mountain.

The Yankees fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, "This
is for everyone!" and pushes the Red Sox Fan fan off.


>***********************************************************************

A Yankees fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Red Sox fan he saw
strutting down the street in an obnoxious   “B” shirt. He would
swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.

One day, while driving along, he saw a priest.

He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest,
"Where are you going, Father?" "I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis
church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest.

"Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the
passenger seat, and they continued down the road.

Suddenly, the driver saw a Red Sox fan walking down the road, and he
instinctively swerved as if to hit him.
But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time.

Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a
loud THUD.

Not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still
didn't see anything.

He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said,
"Sorry, Father, I almost hit that   Red Sox fan."

"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door.
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