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Quote thekfc1 Replybullet Topic: Phone Call
    Posted: 25 Sept 2008 at 6:54pm
This was Forwarded to me - I would like to share it - I know you guys have read it before but it gets me laughing each time I read it.

PHONE CALL

A young boy answers the phone.

A man says, "Hello is your dad around?"

The boy whispers, "Yes."

The man then asks if he can talk to him.

"He's busy at the moment," the boy whispers.

"Then is your mom there?"

"Yes" the boy whispers.

"Can I talk to her?"

"No, she's busy," the boy whispers.

"Is there anyone else there?"

"Yes" whispered the boy.

"Who?" the man asked.

"A policeman," came the whispered reply.

"Well, can I talk to him?"

"He's busy too," the boy whispered.

"Is there anyone else there then?"

"Yes" whispered the boy.

"Who then?" the man asked.

"A fireman," the boy whispered.

"Can I talk to him?"

"No," the boy whispered, "he's busy."

Annoyed, the man asked what they were all doing.

"Looking for me." the boy whispered.
If not now.....When?   If not us......Who?
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Quote vutjebal Replybullet Posted: 25 Sept 2008 at 7:45pm
The man then asks if he can talk to him.

"He's busy at the moment," the boy whispers.

"Then is your mom there?"

"Yes" the boy whispers.

"Can I talk to her?"

"No, she's busy," the boy whispers.

It is better to take refuge in the LORD than to trust in man.
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Quote vutjebal Replybullet Posted: 25 Sept 2008 at 7:46pm
Is there anyone else there?"

"Yes" whispered the boy.

"Who?" the man asked.

"A policeman," came the whispered reply.

"Well, can I talk to him?"

"He's busy too," the boy whispered.

"
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Quote vutjebal Replybullet Posted: 25 Sept 2008 at 7:47pm
Is there anyone else there then?"

"Yes" whispered the boy.

"Who then?" the man asked.

"A fireman," the boy whispered.

"Can I talk to him?"



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Quote vutjebal Replybullet Posted: 25 Sept 2008 at 7:57pm
"No," the boy whispered, "he's busy."

Annoyed, the man asked what they were all doing.

"Looking for me." the boy whispered.
It is better to take refuge in the LORD than to trust in man.
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Quote vutjebal Replybullet Posted: 25 Sept 2008 at 7:59pm
LOL........hope   you dont  mind that I fixed  it...
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Quote sandra Replybullet Posted: 01 Oct 2008 at 7:09am
very funny.
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Quote Shucander Replybullet Posted: 09 Nov 2008 at 9:14pm
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
I'm not afraid of storms, for I'm learning how to sail my ship.
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Quote Shucander Replybullet Posted: 09 Nov 2008 at 9:14pm

Man: "Hello?"

Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

I'm not afraid of storms, for I'm learning how to sail my ship.
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Quote Shucander Replybullet Posted: 09 Nov 2008 at 9:14pm

Man: "Yes."

Woman: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it okay if I buy it, sweetie?"

I'm not afraid of storms, for I'm learning how to sail my ship.
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