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Quote Shucander Replybullet Posted: 09 Nov 2008 at 9:15pm

Man: "Sure... go ahead if you like it that much. I want you to be happy."

Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003 models. I saw one that I really liked. It's a beautiful silver."

I'm not afraid of storms, for I'm learning how to sail my ship.
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Man: "How much?"

Woman: "$60,000"

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Quote Shucander Replybullet Posted: 09 Nov 2008 at 9:15pm

Man: "Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options."

Woman: "Great! Oh, and just one more thing... the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

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Quote Shucander Replybullet Posted: 09 Nov 2008 at 9:15pm

Man: "Wow, then go ahead and make them an offer, but just offer $895,000."

Woman: "Okay. Thank you darling -- you're wonderful! I'll see you later! I love you!"

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Quote Shucander Replybullet Posted: 09 Nov 2008 at 9:15pm

Man: "Bye, I love you too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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Quote annieshanta Replybullet Posted: 05 June 2009 at 3:25am
Cinderella Wishes
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat called Alan for companionship.
One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said: 'Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?'
The Fairy Godmother replied: 'Well Cinderella, since you have lived a good, wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to grant you 3 wishes. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?'
Cinderella is taken aback, overjoyed and after some thoughtful consideration and almost under her breath she uttered her first wish. 'I wish I was wealthy beyond comprehension.' Instantly her rocking chair was turned into solid gold. Cinderella was stunned.
Cinderella said 'Oh thank you, Fairy Godmother!' The Fairy Godmother replied 'It is the least I can do. What is your second wish?' Cinderella looked down at her frail body and said: 'I wish I was young and full of the beauty of youth again.'
At once, her wish having been desired, became reality, and her beautiful youthful visage had returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years and long forgotten vigour and vitality began to course through her very soul. Then the Fairy Godmother spoke again: 'You have one more wish, what shall you have?'
Cinderella looked over to Alan, who was now quivering in the corner with fear. 'I wish you to transform my old cat, Alan, into a beautiful and handsome young man.' Magically, Alan suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biologicial make up, that when he stoof before her, he was a boy, so beautiful the like of which she nor the world had ever seen, so fair indeed that birds begun to fall from the sky at his feet.
The Fairy Godmother said: 'Congratulations Cinderella! Enjoy your new life.' With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, she was gone.
For a few moments, Alan and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect boy she had ever seen. Then Alan walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, and held her close in his muscular arms.
He leant close to her ear, and into her ear breathed as much as whispered, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath, 'I bet you regret having my balls chopped off now, don't you?'
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Quote Citizen Eve Replybullet Posted: 07 June 2009 at 10:55am
Oh no ... Karma ... pay attention guys ... what goes around does come around ... lets all work at creating great karma in our futures ... easy ... do unto others as you would like done to you ... in prayers too!!
"the time is always ripe to do right", Nelson Mandela.
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Quote sandra Replybullet Posted: 24 July 2012 at 2:50am
Where are they now? The original author of this thread. thekfc.
I asked for all things so that I might enjoy life; I was given life so that I might enjoy all things
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Quote Citizen Eve Replybullet Posted: 28 July 2012 at 4:09pm

 ... Big%20smile ... more than likely snooping like the big kahuna ... Wink
"the time is always ripe to do right", Nelson Mandela.
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Quote sandra Replybullet Posted: 28 July 2012 at 8:01pm
CE, you responded to the spam post, that's why I responded to your post. When you see their post is the last post, ignore it. Those pieces of dog doo doo.
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