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Quote vutjebal Replybullet Posted: 22 Jan 2010 at 5:49pm
That was a tough guy for nothing....
Remember the song, Sandy?????   I started a joke and the joke was on me........something  like  that.... LOL
The applicant replied excitedly.
“Wow, you must be joking!”

The interviewer said:
“Of course I am, but you started it.”   
 
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Quote Citizen Eve Replybullet Posted: 22 Jan 2010 at 11:59pm
You got your game on Sandy ... nice ... LMAO
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Quote sandra Replybullet Posted: 23 Jan 2010 at 5:30am
I know that one, vutje. "I started a joke, which started the whole world laughing, but I didn't know, that the joke was on me."

CE, ah tief me ah tief people dem subben. (Garrat twang) Me hope you understan.
I asked for all things so that I might enjoy life; I was given life so that I might enjoy all things
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Quote Arra Replybullet Posted: 23 Jan 2010 at 5:45am

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it."

Soon thereafter, mom sent out her letters of thanks: "Milton," she wrote one son, "The house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house."

"Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!"

"Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "You have the good sense to know what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious."

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Quote sandra Replybullet Posted: 23 Jan 2010 at 7:31am
Good one, Arra. I wonder why the parrot didn't start quoting bible verses such as - Thou shall not kill...thou shall not kill...
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Quote Citizen Eve Replybullet Posted: 23 Jan 2010 at 2:51pm
That was good arran ... LOL
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Quote sandra Replybullet Posted: 23 Jan 2010 at 3:54pm
Dumpling and pork, make a man choke.

I just got this one a while ago.

This fella had a girlfriend. When she cook and gee he food, he'd take it home and gee it to his dog. They were supposed to get married. On the day of the wedding, he didn't show up at the church. The dog show up and he was howling up a storm.

It mean that she was trying to cook up de man head but de dog head get cook up instead.

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Quote sandra Replybullet Posted: 24 Jan 2010 at 12:08am
He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

I said. . . A widow.

He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?

I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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Quote Citizen Eve Replybullet Posted: 24 Jan 2010 at 1:17am
For real!! LOLLOL
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