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Quote Arra Replybullet Posted: 26 Jan 2010 at 1:02am
Wrong Email
 
A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: 26 Jan 2010
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!
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Quote sandra Replybullet Posted: 26 Jan 2010 at 3:50pm
I'm MAO, Arra. Very funny. Thanks for that one.
I asked for all things so that I might enjoy life; I was given life so that I might enjoy all things
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Quote vutjebal Replybullet Posted: 26 Jan 2010 at 6:44pm
It is better to take refuge in the LORD than to trust in man.
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Quote Citizen Eve Replybullet Posted: 27 Jan 2010 at 2:54am
Be careful what you wish for V ... may come back to haunt you ... LOLLOL
"the time is always ripe to do right", Nelson Mandela.
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Quote vutjebal Replybullet Posted: 27 Jan 2010 at 7:48pm
huh?????? CE-ky.......why me ????Ermm
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Quote Citizen Eve Replybullet Posted: 28 Jan 2010 at 3:05pm
Was only giving you the hand as my kids would say ... in other words, sending the thought right back at you ... LOLLOL
"the time is always ripe to do right", Nelson Mandela.
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Quote sandra Replybullet Posted: 07 Dec 2010 at 2:15pm
A Matter of Sight
      
“At last years’ conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself.”
“After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb.” The crowd cheered. The second speaker from America spoke: “After last years’ conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his Laundry and that he would have to do it himself.
After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had done not only his own washing but my washing as well.” The crowd cheered. The third speaker from Jamaica spoke: “Hafter las’ year conference wen mi go ome an tell mi usband seh mi nah do nuh more cookin fi im nor cleanin nor shoppin, an dat im woulda haffi do dem imself.
Hafter di fus day mi nuh si nothin. Hafter di second day, mi still nuh si nothin neither. But hafter di third day, as the swelling go dung, me coulda si a likkle bit outta mi left eye.”
I asked for all things so that I might enjoy life; I was given life so that I might enjoy all things
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Quote sandra Replybullet Posted: 07 Dec 2010 at 2:18pm
The Woman Who Can't Spell
    
There were two Grenadian friends one on a bus, de other one in the street. The one on de bus wanted everyone to know she get a phone now. So she showing off by yelling to de one in the street saying, "a get de thing gal".
So the one in de street said, "Wat thing?"
The one in de bus reply, "you know de "F"!
The friend on de street said,"wat"F"?
From de bus, de friend reply, "you know de phone"!
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Quote sandra Replybullet Posted: 07 Dec 2010 at 2:20pm
Sunbathing Rasta
     
There was a Rasta man sunbathing in the nude on the beach in Negril.
He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, ‘Wha yuh ‘ave undah de newspaper?’
Thinking quickly, the Ra sta replied, ‘A bird.’
The girl walked away, and the Rasta man fell asleep.
When he woke up, he was in Montego Bay hospital in tremendous pain.
The police asked him what happened, he says, ‘Mi noh kno. I man was lying on de beach, dis likkle gal ax me a question, den I man guess man mussah doze off an next ting I man know is I man deh ya.’ in hospital they so.
The police went to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her, “What did you do to that naked Rasta?’
After a pause, the girl replied, ‘ me neva do nutten to him? Nutten at all.
Me a play wid him bird an it spit pon me.
So, me bruk it neck, crack d egg dem, an set de nest pon fire!’
I asked for all things so that I might enjoy life; I was given life so that I might enjoy all things
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Quote Citizen Eve Replybullet Posted: 12 Dec 2010 at 9:20pm

... some story ... very funny ... only in Jamaica!
"the time is always ripe to do right", Nelson Mandela.
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