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SON OF A BEACH

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Printed Date: 29†Sept†2020 at 12:12pm


Topic: SON OF A BEACH
Posted By: caymanian
Subject: SON OF A BEACH
Date Posted: 16†Apr†2007 at 12:43pm

Girl--------"Forgive me father for I have sinned"


Priest---- "What have you done my child?"

Girl--------"I called a man a son of a biXch."

Priest----"Why did you call him a son of a biXch?"

Girl------- "Because he touched my hand."


Priest----"Like this?"(as he touched her hand)

 

Girl-------"Yes father."

Priest---"Thatís no reason to call a man a son of a biXch."

Girl------"Then he touched my breast."

Priest---"Like this?"(as he touched her breast)

Girl------"Yes father."

Priest---"Thatís no reason to call him a son of a biXch."

Girl-------"Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest---"Like this?"(as he takes off her clothes)

Girl-------"Yes father."

Priest---"Thatís no reason to call him a son of a biXch."

Girl------"Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where"

Priest---"Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into
her you know where)

Girl------"YES FATHER; YEES FATHER; YEES FAAAATHER!!"

Priest---(after a few minutes)"Thatís no reason to call him a son of a bixch"

Girl------"But father he had AIDS
!"
 

  

Priest---"SH**T! THAT SON OF A BIxCH!!!"

 



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I'm alive, it's a good day.Cel



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