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Poems on "Perl"

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Topic: Poems on "Perl"
Posted By: Undut
Subject: Poems on "Perl"
Date Posted: 17 May 2007 at 8:44am
Poems on Perl(perl3)

Poetry in Perl On Perl it is possible even to write poems. One of such poems under the name " Black Perl " (" the Black pearl ") has been mentioned Larri Uollom in the April Fools' letter in Usenet. It has been written initially for Perl 3, and according to most Larri, it has tested moral satisfaction when the poem has not passed sintaktichesky the analyzer in Perl 5.

BEFOREHEAD: close door, each window & exit; wait until time.
open spellbook, study, read (scan, select, tell us);
write it, print the hex whole each watches,
reverse its length, write again;
kill spiders, pop them, chop, split, kill them.
unlink arms, shift, wait & listen (listening, wait),
sort the flock (then, warn the "goats" & kill the "sheep");
kill them, dump qualms, shift moralities,
values aside, each one;
die sheep! die to reverse the system
you accept (reject, respect);
next step,
kill next sacrifice, each sacrifice,
wait, redo ritual until "all the spirits are pleased";
do it ("as they say").
do it(*everyone***must***participate***in***forbidden**s*e*x*).
return last victim; package body;
exit crypt (time, times & "half a time") & close it,
select (quickly) & warn your next victim;
AFTERWORDS: tell nobody,
wait, wait until time;
wait until next year, next decade;
sleep, sleep, die yourself,
die at last



Replies:
Posted By: ilam96
Date Posted: 17 May 2007 at 8:45am
wow

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"I cried because I had no shoe, until I met a man with no feet."


Posted By: Astrino
Date Posted: 16 Aug 2007 at 3:23am
I've got strictures on a cloudy day.
When it's cold outside I've got the node of the day.
I guess you'd say
What can make me feel this way?
My perl (my perl, my perl)
Talkin' 'bout my perl (my perl).


Posted By: Astrino
Date Posted: 16 Aug 2007 at 3:24am

I've got so many ways to do it, other's envy me.
I've got a sweeter archive than the birds in the trees.
I guess you'd say
What can make me feel this way?
My perl (my perl, my perl)
Talkin' 'bout my perl (my perl).

Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Ooooh.



Posted By: Astrino
Date Posted: 16 Aug 2007 at 3:24am
I don't need no java, .net, or fame.
I've got all the modules baby one man can claim.
I guess you'd say
What can make me feel this way?
My perl (my perl, my perl)
Talkin' 'bout my perl (my perl).


Posted By: Astrino
Date Posted: 16 Aug 2007 at 3:27am
Uptown Perl
There's nothing like it in this download world
I bet it's never made a hacker cry
I bet it's never made him question why
Im gonna try for an Uptown Perl


Posted By: Astrino
Date Posted: 16 Aug 2007 at 3:28am
Uptown perl
I'm sick of living in this dot NET world
As long as anyone with geekness can
And now they're looking for a Mainframe man
That's not what I am, Uptown perl


Posted By: Astrino
Date Posted: 16 Aug 2007 at 3:29am
And when we know what we want from our time
That's when we'll wake up and make up our mind
They'll see I'm not so rough Just because I'm in love with my Uptown Perl


Posted By: Astrino
Date Posted: 16 Aug 2007 at 3:30am
Uptown Perl
You kUptown perl
You know it's different in the Microsoft world
You can't just quickly write a simple script
You'll just go crazy doing batch file flips
And all that $h!t Uptown Perl


Posted By: Astrino
Date Posted: 16 Aug 2007 at 3:31am
Uptown perl
And I don't even have to buy my perl
It's FREE & easy, when we get things done
They'll understand the hacker I've become
And it's all been fun Uptown perl


Posted By: Astrino
Date Posted: 16 Aug 2007 at 3:33am
And when its matching its patterns so fine
There's more than one way to make it work on time
They'll say I'm just so cool, & I'm no fool, cuz
Im in love with my Uptown Perl


Posted By: Astrino
Date Posted: 16 Aug 2007 at 3:34am
Uptown perl
It's taken coding to a whole new world
As long as anyone can click and type
Just break away from all that VB hype
Thats what I like Uptown Perl


Posted By: Astrino
Date Posted: 16 Aug 2007 at 3:34am
Uptown perl, She's my uptown perl
You know I'm in love With my uptown perl



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